Top Ten Tuesday: What Books Would Be Called on Wish (#55)

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This weeks topic was Books I’ve Read That I’d Like In My Personal Library but for some reason, I was binge watching Wish Hauls on Youtube and found myself thinking: "What would certain books be called on Wish?" and once you go down that slope, there's really no going back. You're all in.

For those of you who are new to my blog, or the book blogging community, Top Ten Tuesday is hosted by That Artsy Reader Girl, originating over at the Broke and the Bookish, and is exactly what its title hints at. Each week we're given a topic to explore in our entries. 

It's one of life's oldest questions: WHAT WOULD ALL THE THINGS BE CALLED ON WISH?

The dollar store of the interweb (yes, I just used the term interweb) is a questionable shop of epic proportions. They have almost everything in existence. Well, if you need a banana shaped bong for next Easter Sunday, they don't have that. Try not to hold it against them. They're doing their best, okay? They have almost everything.

Really, though, one of my favourite things about Wish is the absurd product names/titles.

I could browse almost any section of their site and find amazing titles. There's a slight chance you may need a translator when browsing, though, because with titles like '2018 Hot 25/50 PCS Outer Space Stickers Toys for Children Alien UFO Astronaut Rocket Ship Planet Sticker To Scrapbooking Skateboard Laptop' for ALIEN STICKERS I have a lot of questions.

I don't know if I'm the only one who frequently wonders what I'd be listed as on Wish ('1991 Vintage Faux Ginger Cat Sweater Dog Harry Potter Enthusiast Coffee Drink Maker Bookmark Shellfish Allergy UFO Scully Black Boot Flute Wine Wrack Stationery Hey Arnold Goblet Connor Cobalt Mockingjay Wonderland Blue Stick Figure Elephant Replacement Piano Key 1 Pack' is my theory) but if I am that's perfectly fine.

Due to my perpetual lack of sleep and over indulgence in coffee, I had the bright idea to take some of my favourite books and put a bunch of words together to make up what their Wish title might be. I'm sorry in advance. Don't look at me. 

Before Wish: The Harry Potter Series by J.K Rowling
After Wish: Lightning Bolt Wizard Witch Craft J.K. Rowling Best Selling Weasley Haunted Snake Turban Green Eyes Mischief Grief Dragon Fire Crookshanks Deathly Hallow Trio Curious Ticket Expecto Patronum Hogwarts Hat Music Severus Snape Free Elf Parchment Owl Post Glasses Seven Dumbledore Journal Fun Alley Cursed Glasses Hedwig Friend Halloween Death Privet Muggle Bad Tattoo Wand

Before Wish: Addicted and Calloway Sisters Series by Krista and Becca Ritchie
After Wish: Hot Series New Adult Heiress Alcohol Reality Romance Comic Hothouse Flower Family Magazine Calloway Travel Daredevil Comics Diner Sisters Camping Couture 11 Count Fizzle Soda Diamond Riot Punch Addiction Flower Sex Tape Wedding Brothers Nerd Stars Hot Beginning Mountain Therapy Squad Saga Emotion

Before Wish: Pretty Little Liars Series by Sara Shepard
After Wish: Thriller Couture Dance Evil Twin Girly Anguish Twist Pennsylvania Girl Squad Murder Secret Friendship Enemies Tasty A Fire Gone Girl Alison Courtney DiLaurentis Pink Hollywood Jail Psychic Text High School Thief Rosewood Liars Radley Parent Trap Drug Doctor Buried

Before Wish: The Infernal Devices Trilogy by Cassandra Clare
After Wish: Victorian Adventure Six Fingered Nigel Style Shadow Demon Clocks Shape-Shifting Lamp Stabby Quiet Institute Magnus Bane Vampire Bridge Brother Herondale Silent New York London Angel Dress Rescue Bestselling Scar Three Pack Sibling Lovelace

Before Wish: Gossip Girl Series by Cecily von Ziegesar
After Wish: Sex and the City Fans New York Private Backstab School Blogger Alcohol Waxing Smoke Frenemies Talking Black Waldorf Serena van der Woodsen La Perla Designer Drugs Boat Hampton Yale Audrey Hepburn Blonde Crush Boarding School Cell Phone Gossip Video Camera Hotel Bar Dress Lights Snow Graduation Sex Friendship Jenny Humphrey Fashion Stoner Email XOXO Bald Christmas

Before Wish: Charlotte Holmes Series by Brittany Cavallaro
After Wish: Elementary Sherlock Next Generation Issues Problem Boarding School Adventure Brunette Love Mystery Chemistry Question Retelling Modern Cover Study Drugs Testing Art Gamble Fun Shock Teenage NEW August Framed Death Moving Quadruple Epic

Before Wish: The Mortal Instruments Series by Cassandra Clare
After Wish: Red Clubbing Siblings? Rune Love Fantasy Demonic Stabby Sharp Coffee New York Warlock Glitter Dad Dumort Werewolf Jace Wedding Vampire Art Pandemonium Bones Rubber Duck Church Lilith Alicante Ash Tower Clace Edom Hell Adventure Glass Whip Rock Solid Panda Memories Seelie Law Downtown Hotel Heavenly Fire Blood Iron Malec Lake Mundane Mortal Cup Sizzy Trilogy 6 Pack Fun

Before Wish: Caraval by Stephanie Garber
After Wish: It's All a Game! Scarlett Invitations Magic Donatella Caraval Coins Welcome Gamers Fun Fates Sail Family Legend Trisda Mesmerizing Lamp Deck Sleep Sister Boat Jacks Dress Queen Love Blood Lies Actor Card Legendary Trilogy Actors Tense Lying Liars Who Lie Dreams 3 Books Fantasy

Before Wish: The Raven Cycle Series by Maggie Stiefvater 
After Wish: Contemporary 2012 Quad Squad Ghost Psychic Mystery Magic Tree Sacrifice Dream Blue Bastards Cabeswater Race Glendower Raven King Boys Nino's School Gansey Welsh Gray Man Scholastic Ley-Line Cave Ronan Lynch 300 Fox Way The Pig Hornet Failington Whelk One Size Fits Most

What we learned today: 
I need more sleep and should definitely not talk, er, type? 
And definitely not go on Wish. 

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